I can't live, if living is without cheese

[sarah_orange]

Of course I realise *now* what this illness is, it's lack-of-cheese disease. curse you eddy_!! I knew cheese had life-giving properties! I'm going to be dead by whitby at this rate.

*mumble mumble stilton mumble parmesan mumble cheddar*

Comments

[raachi.livejournal.com]

HOM NYOM NYOM

*has aaaaaall the cheese thankyou tesco*

[bikerfaerie.livejournal.com]

Nooo! don't you dare be dead by whitby. *sneakily sets up cheese drip*

a meal is not a meal without cheese...

[bitvacuous.livejournal.com]

OK so maybe Breakfast can be cheese free (in the UK sometimes) but any other meal is just a false hope on the wasteland of food-substitution without the only true nutrient.

[ruby-noir.livejournal.com]

Cheese is a vital life sustaining force. Top mice recommend it!

Get well soon :) x

[lostlorelei.livejournal.com]

I think most problems in life are caused by lack of cheese :P