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I have just amused myself by sending this email to about 40 members of staff:

Which one of you has the degenerative eye condition that prevents you from seeing that the spoon you’re putting in the drying rack is still covered in cup-a-soup or some similarly odious ick. If, one bleary morning, I end up with gritty ox-tail flavoured coffee rest assured that I will be coming in and sniffing all your cups before embarking on a murderous rampage possibly involving the use of Graham as a weapon,

love and stuff

Sarah McCormick
Database Administrator


thankfully it was seen as amusing :)

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