slightly rubbish meme nicked off faye_darkelf

[sarah_orange]

5 things found in my room:

1) My quite-expensive-mattress-on-the-floor bed
2) a whole bunch of wigs (there should be 5 but I can't find one - how does one lose a wig?)
3) my vinyl and a few of my cds
4) a dead ficus that i'd been keeping on the verge of death for quite a long time until I began to feel uneasy with that and decided to put it out of it's misery. I'm not good with houseplants.
5) the box under the bedside table that the faint-hearted shouldn't look in :)

5 things I have always wanted to do:

1) Own a nightclub (done)
2) Go to Japan (done and doing again soon)
3) Be good at a martial art (partially done - although I'm a black belt I'm not particularly good)
4) Be rich enough to not have to work so I'd have time to do the important things in life (or these days so I'd never have to worry about the club's finances)
5) Be beautiful. (no really - as a small child I wanted to write to jim'll fix it for this until someone explained that he couldn't make me beautiful - how shallow I am)

5 things I have in my bag:

1) a tub of vaseline with aloe vera (for my crispy left eyelid)
2) a bunch of safety pins that seem to conspire to always have one of their number opened and waiting to poik me.
3) a giant cheque book for the club bank account
4) 2 purses - one is empty.
5) deoderant

5 things I'm currently into:

1) Going out and getting pissed (preferably without making a twot of myself...)
2) corsets
3) pretty men
4) heroes
5) having people cheer me up on lj :)

I can't help but think this meme should have 5 sections but I'm lacking inspiration. bathtime.

Comments

[octopoid-horror.livejournal.com]

Is the missing wig on your head? That's the most likely place...

[sarah-orange.livejournal.com]

*checks*

alas no. and I thought of a 5th part whilst I was in the bath but have forgotten it now. damn.

[the-great-bj.livejournal.com]

thanks for informing us about your crispy left eyelid... nice image

and thats a bit mean of someone to tell you Jim can't make you beutiful, they could have said "Jim can't change the way you look but you're beutiful anyway"... much nicer and I think rather true

have a nice bath!

[sarah-orange.livejournal.com]

it's been crispy for weeks now. damn cat allergies making my eyes moist...

I was somewhat of a tomboy when I was young so I doubt they'd have said that :P

[echo-echo.livejournal.com]

What's in the box?

[sarah-orange.livejournal.com]

I could tell you but I'd have to kill you. you'd probably want to die anyway.

:P

[echo-echo.livejournal.com]

What could possibly make somebody kill themselves merely by having knowledge of it? The password for heaven?

[sarah-orange.livejournal.com]

yes... yes that's exactly it. in a manner of speaking... :P

[godgirl.livejournal.com]

is the wig in the box?

it might have got a bit... sticky by now?

[sarah-orange.livejournal.com]

dunno not checked recently - I have to admit the contents of the box scare ~me~ at times...

:P