sarah_orange | slightly rubbish meme nicked off faye

5 things found in my room:

1) My quite-expensive-mattress-on-the-floor bed
2) a whole bunch of wigs (there should be 5 but I can't find one - how does one lose a wig?)
3) my vinyl and a few of my cds
4) a dead ficus that i'd been keeping on the verge of death for quite a long time until I began to feel uneasy with that and decided to put it out of it's misery. I'm not good with houseplants.
5) the box under the bedside table that the faint-hearted shouldn't look in :)

5 things I have always wanted to do:

1) Own a nightclub (done)
2) Go to Japan (done and doing again soon)
3) Be good at a martial art (partially done - although I'm a black belt I'm not particularly good)
4) Be rich enough to not have to work so I'd have time to do the important things in life (or these days so I'd never have to worry about the club's finances)
5) Be beautiful. (no really - as a small child I wanted to write to jim'll fix it for this until someone explained that he couldn't make me beautiful - how shallow I am)

5 things I have in my bag:

1) a tub of vaseline with aloe vera (for my crispy left eyelid)
2) a bunch of safety pins that seem to conspire to always have one of their number opened and waiting to poik me.
3) a giant cheque book for the club bank account
4) 2 purses - one is empty.
5) deoderant

5 things I'm currently into:

1) Going out and getting pissed (preferably without making a twot of myself...)
2) corsets
3) pretty men
4) heroes
5) having people cheer me up on lj :)

I can't help but think this meme should have 5 sections but I'm lacking inspiration. bathtime.