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Mar. 2nd, 2005 02:40 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sarah_orangeI passed! such relief!
I now have a bit of black on my taekwondo dobok that didn't get there by accident. and it could be as little as 7 months before I'm a black belt - I think I'll turn off the worry on that one for a while though. now I can get on with the more exciting business of fretting about my holiday. my insurance is now bought - just need to write a long list of things to take and see if I've actually got them and buy them if not.
off to york from work tonight to visit the geof on his own turf. I may force him to watch the last temptation of christ on dvd. such casting - willem dafoe as baby j and harvey kietel as judas. woot.
from tomorrow I start to have a paid weekly cleaner - I think I may have become middle class - am looking forward to having hair-free stairs on a regular basis.
I now have a bit of black on my taekwondo dobok that didn't get there by accident. and it could be as little as 7 months before I'm a black belt - I think I'll turn off the worry on that one for a while though. now I can get on with the more exciting business of fretting about my holiday. my insurance is now bought - just need to write a long list of things to take and see if I've actually got them and buy them if not.
off to york from work tonight to visit the geof on his own turf. I may force him to watch the last temptation of christ on dvd. such casting - willem dafoe as baby j and harvey kietel as judas. woot.
from tomorrow I start to have a paid weekly cleaner - I think I may have become middle class - am looking forward to having hair-free stairs on a regular basis.
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Date: 2005-03-02 03:26 pm (UTC)That reminds me of a joke!!!
Jesus’ is looking around a job center when a man approaches him,
The guy says “well Mr H Christ we’ve looked at your qualifications and we’ve found two jobs that would be perfect for you”
“Go on my child” says Jesus, because lets face it at the end of the day Jesus was a bit of a patronising bastard and all…
Anyway the guy goes “there’s a job for a carpenter in Jerusalem for £2000 pounds a week or there’s a job for a carpenter in Aberdeen for £200 pounds a week”
Jesus says ”says I’ll take the job in Aberdeen please” to which the man goes “why??? the job in Jerusalem pays 100 times as much!!!”
Jesus looks it him and says “well the last time I was there I got hammered by the tax” (tacks) hahahahahahahaha!!1!11!
Trust me that was harder to write than it was to read!!!!
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Date: 2005-03-02 03:01 pm (UTC)And surely its better to describe oneself as bourgeois rather than middle class.....
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