Running around with a man on your back, like a train in the night...

[sarah_orange]

MY MOOTHERFOOOKING INTERNET IS BORKED AGAIN!!!!

I'm getting so fed up with this. same thing as usual - the DNS is failing. didn't have a lot of time to fiddle with it last night as I didn't get back from Jack's till after midnight - but the fix I did last time didn't work :( tonight I'll plug the internet into the back of my pc and check that's working and confirm that it's the router being a tosser again. probably. bah. last time I was getting a different DNS address if I plugged it into my pc than the router was getting so I pressed the freaky reset button and all was ok - not so this time :(

didn't get to bed till half one and was not pleased to be woken up by some cat yowling at mango in my garden at 4am. I tried to get mango to come in but failed so just resorted to shutting my bedroom window. worked a treat. next time that happens they're getting a pan full of water thrown at them. poor neighbours.


anyway. after work last night I went to Jack's with Purple Jo and dressed in a pvc maid's type outfit with frilly underskirt and thick dance leggings (including my precious j-design uber pvc corset of solidness that I hope survived the experience) I then proceeded to pour custard all over jo (who was wearing silver pvc jeans - mmm cold!) she then took her vengence on me likewise (although I got it poured all over my head too which she avoided due to having dreads) - then came the cherryade down her trousers and down my top. eventually we sat in all the goo and attacked each other with golden syrup. the smell was amazing! I love custard but some how managed to not actually eat any! bah! we then got filmed being hosed down althought the camera was turned off before we got down to our undies as it's not that sort of site :)

all in all marvellous fun, very silly and it feels oddly ace and acely odd. I'm really glad I didn't have to clean up all the mess thought! got a proper bath when I got home but still smell a bit like a sweetshop now :D

Comments

[ulfilias.livejournal.com]

IT stuff quite often sorts itself out if you give it a good kick (reboot) it. Sometimes it also helps to turn everything off and start things back up in the correct order as you can get priority issues.

*Laugh*

smell a bit like a sweetshop now

Mmmm...Sweets.

My ex had some penhaligan fragrances, one a rose smelt like Turkish Delight, The other Violetta smelt like Parma Violets....Yum.

Roll on lunch time !

[sarah-orange.livejournal.com]

Oh I've done all that, in every concievable order. the list of different things I do every time the internet goes down is getting longer and longer. *hops around on her left leg whilst reciting jerusalem backwards* hey - might work :P

[miss_squiddy]

That sounds like brilliant fun!

[sarah-orange.livejournal.com]

it was! :D

[zheers.livejournal.com]

have you tried manually setting your dns?

[sarah-orange.livejournal.com]

yes. yes I have.

[stsquad.livejournal.com]

Or using an opendns server?

* 208.67.222.222 (resolver1.opendns.com)
* 208.67.220.220 (resolver2.opendns.com)

[sarah-orange.livejournal.com]

will give it a try - I did get someone to text me some dns's the other day but to no avail but I think I've made other progress since then.

[big-daz.livejournal.com]

What a waste of good custard, particularly when theres all those starving big_dazes in the world with a mountain of rhubarb and no custard to put on it :*-(

[sarah-orange.livejournal.com]

damn I should have filled my bra with it and snuck some out for you :P

[big-daz.livejournal.com]

Now theres an offer you don't get everyday..

*drool*

[sarah-orange.livejournal.com]

and with my bra it'd be a *lot* of custard :p

[big-daz.livejournal.com]

I bet it would. Enough to completely smother my vast quantity of rhubarb..

[sarah-orange.livejournal.com]

*smut monitor explodes in a pile of widdly-wee*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_pyromancer_/]

Aha, but it was cheap Tesco own-brand custard, so probably not really of sufficient quality for top notch rhubarb. :-)

I did once go round Tesco with several models, doing a combined "shoot supplies + shopping" trip, and when we were loading onto the checkout, it was "and these are the wearing custard" (24 large cartons of own-brand), followed by "and these are the eating custard" (2 cartons of proper full-fat Ambrosia). The checkout lass was completely unphased, but the people behind us in the queue did several double-takes!

[big-daz.livejournal.com]

Presumably you go for Costco catering tins of beans rather than Heinz ones? (a bean's a bean afterall- its the sauce that makes all the difference..)

[sarah-orange.livejournal.com]

we keep singing it in the office today for some reason - including the sax solo

[bikerfaerie.livejournal.com]

Wow, that makes the pantry party sound clean (well in some ways ;o). It also sounds like marvelously good fun.

[sarah-orange.livejournal.com]

it was - you'd love it :D maybe we should have a custard party sometime :D

[bikerfaerie.livejournal.com]

hmm, just need to find someone with a hoseable room.

[prosperine.livejournal.com]

thats what gigantic paddeling pools are for

[sarah-orange.livejournal.com]

*goes to argos.com*

heheh

[sarah-orange.livejournal.com]

oooo

£12.50!!

[kynon.livejournal.com]

smell a bit like a sweetshop now

LOL. Sweeties! :P

[sarah-orange.livejournal.com]

bad man!
*spank*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_pyromancer_/]

Glad you enjoyed the shoot!

You'll have to take lessons from Lady Jasmine on sneaking eats between photos (or sometimes in them - there's quite a few of her licking her finger in the "Scisors, Paper, Stone" set we did last summer!).

Clean-up is relatively easy now, I've got rather practiced at it!

Will send you a link to the photos when I get them uploaded, will take a while, there are over 1100 of them at 5mpx resolution.

You were both absolutely brilliant to work with, thanks for doing it, and you're welcome to come back if you ever want to do some more.

[sarah-orange.livejournal.com]

:D

sorry I leaked hair dye everywhere!

I wasn't sure of the ettiquette of licking the custard off jo again seeing as the punters rather like it to be there in the first place ;P

[http://users.livejournal.com/_pyromancer_/]

I'm sure we can allow the odd lickage - after all, we can always open another carton to replace it. :-)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_insecure_/]

sounds like fun! throw a wrestling in custard party :o)

[sarah-orange.livejournal.com]

it's damned tempting. maybe we need to get custard wrestling at the club :D

[miss-behave.livejournal.com]

JELLY!

[sarah-orange.livejournal.com]

vegan jelly of course :P

[http://users.livejournal.com/_insecure_/]

how about a wrestling in fake blood for one of the zombie nights?! the stuff i've got tastes lovely :o)

[sarah-orange.livejournal.com]

will did it at one of the burlesque nights with 2 women - ooo the mess :D

[warlockdreams.livejournal.com]

Oh my god. I can't beleive you did that! That's fucking nuts!!