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[sarah_orange]

motherfucking gnats!

I have been eaten alive this weekend. and not in a good way.
bah


did you know a gnat's chuff is literally as tight as a gnat's chuff?
/tmwrnj

Comments

[poggs.livejournal.com]

Yes - I work with a guy from Goole (which I immediately type as Google). He knows 'tight'.

[keefybabe.livejournal.com]

I miss tmwrnj.

You've embarrassed yourself, you've embarrassed the audience, you've embarrassed Keith Harris...

[sarah-orange.livejournal.com]

Stew: Strange isn’t it, because take mayflies for example, they only have three hours inbetween hatching and dying in which to find a mate, and yet they always succeed, don’t they right. So if a small unpleasant fly can manage to form a sexual relationship in an 8th of day then you’d think you could have managed it in 39 years.

Richard: Yes Stew, but I am more choosy than a fly Stew. I would never try and get off with a fly, for a start. Well, not unless I was really drunk. Alright Stew, you’ve badgered me into it with your questions questions questions, I did once actually get off with a fly at New Year and it was quite good actually because a gnat’s chuff is literally as tight as a gnat’s chuff.

Stew: Yes but that’s because a gnat’s chuff is literally a gnat’s chuff. What you’ve done there is you’ve misunderstood the art of simile. You’ve confused being like something with actually being the same as something, with actually being the actual thing.

[miss_squiddy]

I am so sure that that was Fist of Fun because that was the very beginning of the real life fables.

[sarah-orange.livejournal.com]

yea but it was so good they repeatedly repeated it :D