I'm a bad momma!

went to the pub with cat, jenny and clare after taekwondo last night (at which I managed to get a fat lip even though I was in my civvies) we ate 11 packets of bacon fries between us. blee.
got back at 11, an hour after the shops had shut, to find a very hungry cat and a big blank shelf in my cupboard where the catfood should be. arse. so I fed him tinned custard and fried organic pork mince. he seemed ok with this but will no doubt have secreted some lumpy yellow vomit somewhere in the house.