Apologies in advance

But my xmas presents are even more shonky than usual this year seeing as I've had to do all my buying on-line due to tard-foot disease. I've tried to maximise on postage by getting multiple stuff from each place. unfortunately this has lead to shitgiftitis in some cases. and I still haven't managed to cover everyone on my list yet. poo!

and unless I can persuade someone to get me some wrapping paper from somewhere they're all going to be wrapped in old copies of the fortean times...

in other news work's do tomorrow and wendyhouse saturday. woo! wheelchair-tastic - I wonder what I can wear that goes with being a tard on wheels?