She sent him scented letters...

[sarah_orange]

yeah ok so I was a duffer and left my phone at work all weekend. sorry to anyone I baffled with this - especially geof who was in london. on the brightside he bought me porn back. PORN! british fetish porn. ace!

Comments

[iicatsii.livejournal.com]

have you seen that fetish porn I brought back from Soho???

absolute shite it is!!!

[sarah-orange.livejournal.com]

ah but this one isn't - it has actual real sex in it and some ace medical/rubber badness. I think we need to do copies for people.

[iicatsii.livejournal.com]

fair enough, I'll rip it to my hard drive tonight...

I don't like modern porn, there's no story to them!!!

[sarah-orange.livejournal.com]

how cheaply can I get a bunch of dvd's for?

[iicatsii.livejournal.com]

I get 25 for £5.50, I've seen cheaper though.

[sarah-orange.livejournal.com]

blimey that is cheap - can you get me a bunch to add to the pool?

[dumbfuckxxx.livejournal.com]

no worries, I'll start the copy machine rolling tonight!!!

[dracven.livejournal.com]

Could I get my name on a list for one? Please.

[sarah-orange.livejournal.com]

blimey!

[dracven.livejournal.com]

What?

[sarah-orange.livejournal.com]

they're all coming out of the woodwork here...

[dracven.livejournal.com]

Ya can't beat a bit of fetish porn.

[sarah-orange.livejournal.com]

well worded

;)

[elizabeyta.livejournal.com]

yes please!

[fetishman.livejournal.com]

british porn has a tendency to the "haha you payed us for fuck all but some trailers" but this time around we seem to have struck gaping gold.

[trav28.livejournal.com]

hoorah for British Fetish Porn!

[sarah-orange.livejournal.com]

it's what the english accent was made for.

[keefybabe.livejournal.com]

I must admit this sounds hilarious.

[sarah-orange.livejournal.com]

there were a couple of bits we saw that made us snigger

[fetishman.livejournal.com]

There's a posh english voiceover. it amuses and bemuses in equal portions, but frankly you won't care after about 5 minutes.

[1-chrome-bitch.livejournal.com]

Do they have porn tashes?

[sarah-orange.livejournal.com]

no - they're the sort of crowd you see in bizzare magazine.