Oi Bitches! Sort it aaaaaht!

[sarah_orange]

http://community.livejournal.com/14022008/

I see valentine's messages to other, LESS WORTHY, people but none to the Orange.
HOW COULD THIS BE?!

Comments

[tonyyoung.livejournal.com]

well i didnt get any either lol

[tinksdarkerside.livejournal.com]

None here either.

But surely it's widely known that EVERYONE loves the Orange! :o)

[glennkenobi.livejournal.com]

Um it's the interweb. If I get a valentines message off the Interweb I'd assume it was from Keef.

:-D

[sturmed.livejournal.com]

valantineless here too

Me love you long time

[(Anonymous)]

Sucky sucky 10 dolla! :P

[cloneboy.livejournal.com]

i got a grand total of none too

[maviscruet.livejournal.com]

well personally - I'm shy.

[screaming-harpy.livejournal.com]

You know how we all feel we just don't want to embarass you by being too mushy. :D

[sarah-orange.livejournal.com]

I've just had my tongue pierced - I need mushy :P

[gothadh.livejournal.com]

That seems to be rectified now and no it wasn't me!

[sarah-orange.livejournal.com]

my guess is that it was tinks :D

[zheers.livejournal.com]

Your old and no one loves you?

[sarah-orange.livejournal.com]

*rains down firey death on Lee*

damn yous!

[bikerfaerie.livejournal.com]

May be you are far too worthy for such simplistic and shallow media. I'm sure they are all just far too bowled over by your fabulousness to dare insult you with such a gesture ;o)

[sarah-orange.livejournal.com]

I like your thinking. you may live :D

[jettblackuk.livejournal.com]

Happy Valentineless Day and that xxx

[wideeyeddave.livejournal.com]

Wooo happy thing.. wassit, the thing, err, christmas again is it?

Oh yeah, the one with the cards and the presents, quanza or something...

Merry Valentines to you. You're a hot sexy redhead who looks great in rubber, men are probably too intimidated by your hot sexy redheaded rubberness to send you valentines. And you know what they say about women with tongue studs don't you?

if so, I'd also like to know what they say, and who are "they"...

[waterwytch.livejournal.com]

I'm so happy that I got none,saves me feeling guilty when I cause the downfall of mankind!

[sarah-orange.livejournal.com]

:D

[waterwytch.livejournal.com]

Though I'm possibly on a date at the weekend,so armageddon is cancelled till next weekend (weather permitting)

[lupe101.livejournal.com]

well I got three... although one was from a dude...
what's wrong with you people ?!?

[ostpolitik.livejournal.com]

I haven't god any yet either, which considering i'm spoken for is pretty depressing...

I assummed you'd be beating 'em off with a stick, Orange!

[mister-s.livejournal.com]

At the risk of of being impertinent, and/or opening a whole can-o-death on myself... Might i ask how many valentines have been bestowed by the 'fairest orange of them all' this year?

Mr S, aka your humble mirror on the wall

[sarah-orange.livejournal.com]

2 cards and 3 posts on the journal :D

I'm a tart!

[sarah-orange.livejournal.com]

although one card was to my team leader and signed from another member of staff...

[cloneboy.livejournal.com]

excellent! * rubs hands together *