10 things

OK so here's 10 things most of you won't have done that I have

1. been on 15-1
2. completed ultima 7 (no really. it just went on for years and years)
3. been in a church choir for 9 years and appeared on songs of praise
4. operated an under bridge unit and a window cleaning cradle
5. owned a pedigree turkish van. meep!
6. going to japan (cheaty as it's soon but it still counts!)
7. sent a letter and cheeky poem to stewart lee and accused him of being short and fat
8. decorated my living room in the style of an edwardian gentleman's club, my kitchen ubergay and my bathroom like the phono. I love my 3 piece chesterfield.
9. found cinderella's shoe under my chair at a panto as a child and had to go on stage with Jim Davidson
10. got 7 a-levels (6 in one go and one later)

one more for good luck:

11. found a dead rat in the back of my tumble dryer (apart from angie who has too)

don't it make my brown pies blue...

just a pie shaped reminder.

my house (16 royal park mt) from 7:30 if you have pies.

pie free people wishing just to drink till they're sick should arrive about 11

That is all


remember when you tell those little white lies, that the night has a 1000 pies