meme yoinked from darkstones

[sarah_orange]

pick 10 of your favorite films and put quotes up for people to guess:

apologies if any of them are inaccurate as I couldn't find all of them online!

1. I am an aging pillock in the autumn of my years.
2. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten.
3. Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it?
4. Those giraffes you sold me, they won't mate. They just walk around, eating, and not mating. You sold me... queer giraffes. I want my money back.
5. In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair!
6. I don't care if you like us, 'cause we don't like you. You're a bad person with an ugly heart, and we don't give a flying fuck what you think!
7. You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
8. What a death! What a chance! What a surprise! My will has chosen life!
9. The only thing that bothered me was the actual killing. How does one do that? Hmmm? How does one kill a man? Well it's one thing to dream about it; very different when you, when you have to do it with your own hands.
10. So it would seem.

Comments

[maviscruet.livejournal.com]

3) blade runner (?)

4 ) Gladiator

5) Lord of the RIngs

7) Princess Bride

10) I feel I should know but don't.

[nigelh.livejournal.com]

4. Gladiator
5. Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring
7. Princess Bride

[sarah-orange.livejournal.com]

correct.
no. 10 is a little concise isn't it? it's all in the delivery.

[iicatsii.livejournal.com]

Dammit, I used to have a really good macro image that I made for number 6.

[sarah-orange.livejournal.com]

mavis beat you to it!

[attack-monkey.livejournal.com]

10 would be pirates of the carribean then....

[sarah-orange.livejournal.com]

there are so many good quotes from blade runner that I found it hard to pick one.

if you could see what I've seen with your eyes.
I need more life, fucker!

[sarah-orange.livejournal.com]

so it would seem

;)

[sarah-orange.livejournal.com]

I avoided using quotes with the word 'Poxide' in them.

[djimm.livejournal.com]

2 is Jaws

6 is Romy & Michelle's High School Reunion (WHAT A FILM!)

You have exceptional taste

[sarah-orange.livejournal.com]

aye. and I'm tittering about the giraffe quote.

[maviscruet.livejournal.com]

Ahhh yes. Of course it is.

[iicatsii.livejournal.com]

There’s a few good quotes about Blade Runner, eg:

“that film is a giant turd”

[sarah-orange.livejournal.com]

how could anyone with ANY taste not like blade runner. oh. hang on...

[iicatsii.livejournal.com]

It was Terry Gilliam that said that, he then went out and made Brazil because of it.

[maviscruet.livejournal.com]

Ask sendraks about how he missed the opertunity to say "You sold me queer parakets" once.....

[sarah-orange.livejournal.com]

terry gilliam for all his mad creativity does not have taste... which is a good thing.

blade runner and jaws are still my equal favority films. AND I'M NOT GOING TO BE PRETENTIOUS AND PRETEND I PREFER THE DIRECTORS CUT! HA! SEE ME OSTRACISED! I liked the voice over AND THE LACK OF FUCKING UNICORNS!

[maviscruet.livejournal.com]

Out of interest - does the quote

"Carry on about your bussiness - I am a collector of unusal insects" mean anything to you? And if not I shall have to inflict the video upon you one day.

[sarah-orange.livejournal.com]

o_0
::the fear::

[sarah-orange.livejournal.com]

sounds slightly familiar...

[maviscruet.livejournal.com]

Perhaps linked to

"I took the liberty of replacing of the concreate with Miss Fentons scone mix - I gambled that the water would make the soggy".

"Good lord - nothing else ever did"

And

"scatter everybody - it's a bomb Gateau"

[iicatsii.livejournal.com]

[cloneboy.livejournal.com]

[sarah-orange.livejournal.com]

he may be but sticking a filthy unicorn scene from legend, the film that redefined 'greasy', is unforgivable

[sarah-orange.livejournal.com]

nah. seems familiar but I'm not sure I know it.

[maviscruet.livejournal.com]

WEll then I'll have to inflict it upon you at some point. It may well be my favourite movie of all time.

[fetishman.livejournal.com]

am i allowed to play? i'm sure i'm not allowed to play.

[fetishman.livejournal.com]

it's definitely whetted my appetite for nonsense filmery

Lollercaust

[iicatsii.livejournal.com]

Jack Sparrow gets eaten by the Kraken
Jason White is Superman’s son
The Fugees reunite
Donna is actually "Hank".
Dante and Randal buy the Quick Stop

[sarah-orange.livejournal.com]

of course you are. you just have to deduce it from what you know of me. am I the sort of orange that would put the answers to really obvious films or hard ones ;)

Re: Lollercaust

[cloneboy.livejournal.com]

who is donna and hank?

Re: Lollercaust

[iicatsii.livejournal.com]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0405296/

[fetishman.livejournal.com]

well considering i only watched 9 the other day, and 1 has taught you everytthin you wish to know, it seemed a little mean to cut the speculation short so quickly. didn't know the jaw's quote and i needed prompting for the romy and michelle one.

[fetishman.livejournal.com]

oh, and in answer to your question: you're the kind of person who picks their actual ten favourite films (irrespective of how obscure) and then picks quotes that are more obscure for the ones you believe people should find easy (i.e. 2) and less obscure for the hard ones (i.e. 1).

Re: Lollercaust

[cloneboy.livejournal.com]

the first review sells it for me

"Dick fans and drug film lovers rejoice"

[maviscruet.livejournal.com]

Cracking. So when we having a nonse film night and where?

Will there be booze?

[fetishman.livejournal.com]

the day i finish my current software. tomoorw if i'm lucky but probably next week. i'll be so happy i'll get cheap sake in.

[maviscruet.livejournal.com]

Well. I don't have any Friday nights plans at the momment. Terrible thing to admit....

....mind you - your proberbly out dancing the night away.

[fetishman.livejournal.com]

if by dancing you mean waving bamboo swords at people then yes, i am a man with plans.

[sarah-orange.livejournal.com]

indeed rather shocked only you have got no.1 I suppose I should have put something ~really~ obvious like 'dolly! dolly you've got a willy!'

and still no one gets no 8. I may have to give clues or a second quote.

[sarah-orange.livejournal.com]

did you notice that the question was a bastardised quote?

[darkstones.livejournal.com]

Is no 9 Amadeus?

[maviscruet.livejournal.com]

I did.... But then I'm a princess bride looon.

[sarah-orange.livejournal.com]

yes! yes it is.

[darkstones.livejournal.com]

That was a kind of instinctive guess - I haven't seen Amadeus since it came out in the cinema. The mind is a funny thing.

[dracven.livejournal.com]

Apologies for the late arrival, courses doncha know.

Number 8 - The Piano, Holly Hunter and Sam Neill.

I

[dracven.livejournal.com]

I didn't bother with the rest as I saw they were all gone.

[sarah-orange.livejournal.com]

thank god someone got it! all done now.

[dracven.livejournal.com]

You'm welcome. The second set is a lot harder though.