Ooh, yes, that could work. Please send him out to Cleckheaton and get him to explain in his best physicist's voice to the printer that it is physically impossible for tray 2 to be out of paper, seeing as how it only has one paper tray...

Yes, I know there is currently no paper in tray 2, due to its unfortunate case of non-existence. But "out of paper" suggests to me that it at some point had to contain paper, in order for it to run out. So somehow the non-existent tray still managed to hold an existent quota of plain white A4. Since it has no physical existence, this may be occurring in a parallel dimension somewhere. Science may wish to investigate.

I have also been mostly bored this week. Can you tell?